V-day

Dear whoever needs this for future reference:

Valentine's Day seems to be the most made up holiday on our calender. If we are ever dating, engaged or married and Valentine's Day rolls around please do not waste any money on giant greeting cards, boxes of chocolate or huge, ugly stuffed animals in the color scheme of red and pink. Some flowers and dinner would be great. That's all.

Thanks!

Love, someone that doesn't enjoy the hoopla of Valentine's Day.